Sry I called you an 8
garbage
garbage dick
rubbish cock
you win
They keep asking what you are doing. I told them to quit calling her "what."
I have to start avoiding pregnant women. This is getting out of hand.
LETS GO REDSKINS!
Quit drinking and watching your DVR, it's wednesday.
watching E! true Hollywood story: curse of the lottery.. i'd probably spend all my money on blow and airplanes too..
All I want to do right now is burp, puke, and fart. In that order.
Its kinda awkward hearing him say the food taste like ass considering what he did last night.
he said that weed should be legal but that particular bong shouldn't be. i stared at a clock for an hour and a half after i ripped. so logically, i completely agree.
I'm genuinely dissapointed that we didn't make any fat chicks cry
If I end up married to you I better get lots of orgasms to help me forget I failed at life.
I'll always remember 2012 as the year I hooked up with countless girls who had the sides of their heads shaved.
No kiss but I got free McDonald's so at least we can focus on what is really important here
you got into a really intense arguement about protecting bees. it was wierdly arousing.
Did i fall last night when u carried me home.
idk
OHHH yea you fell down the stairs face first
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