yeah but I shoulda known it\'d be bad when he start rubbing my pubic bone instead of the clit! Awkkkkwarddd
Apparently she doesn't appreciate the significance of eskimo sisterhood as much as I do.
Let's not refer to him as Dustin. That makes him seek like a real person, not just a dick I would like to experience.
Why would you hook up with someone whos known for peeibg in someones mouth
Because i love you. And people show love by not letting their friends shit themselves.
This family outing has commenced with me throwing up in an apple orchard
Come in your red robin gear. If you smell like French fries we can make love.
I'm sort of afraid for my life tho. If the 4th of July can be the way it was a DMX show is capable of anything
I don't think that calm, have their shit together people actually exist.
Between this new vagisil cleaner and these cranberry vitamins, my vagina feels like a new women.
My orifices are off limits as long as you have that stache. Your call.
I knew my sister shouldn't have gone to the bacherlotte party. Two of the other brides maids have black eyes and my fiancé called me and asked if this is the crazy she's marrying
You wanna see what happens when frozen corn meets an unhappy Andrew's face?
Please clarify that he is speaking of beer pong and not rough sex
FINE. BE CELIBATE AND ACCUMULATE CATS. SEE IF I CARE.
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