quadriplegic porn is always funny
no. no its not
wrong asian. never thought that would happen.
you went up to their shower, tripped in it, accidentally turned it on and then claimed that you like to "test everyone's showers"
That's cool how's he been?
He got hit in the face with a beer bottle so he has two black eyes and 13 stitches.. He hasnt changed much.
is it just my freshly shaved vagina or is the guy at the end of the table pretty cute??
i woke up in the fire place with a lighter in my hand. if i would have died the night would have made up for it.
She got a digital picture frame for her birthday. FINALLY - a place for me to sneak all those penis shots I've taken with my iPhone.
don't say the first was when I crawled under into the dressing room
I have a fantastic sense of humor but being called a merman isn't funny
You threw up in a empty pizza box at Pizza Hut and opened the door with your face. So that maybe why it's bruised.
I think I caught your cold through my vagina. It was worth it.
The sex was so good I feel like I could run a triathlon, hit big at the casino, and defeat ISIS.
He KNOWS ALL THE WORDS TO "JESUS IS MY FRIEND", I swear if he even tries to pull shit with me I'm becoming an actual nun.
She moved all of her stuff out while we were gone. Shit in the toilet, and didn’t flush. So yeah it went well.
He woke up and decided to go for a swim in the lake... At about 3am... With his dogs
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