so far i wrote 500 words for a paper on sean paul performing we be burnin..i can officially do anything on adderral
Just hit him with your car. I can guarantee he won't do it again.
It'd be a romantic, consensual abduction
The walls are thin & apartments are narrow so all the bedrooms are next to each other. Our complex could compete in synchronized orgasms.
Oh that's what I forgot last night.. To make out with her.
Four times in one night? That Energizer bunny outfit lived up to the hype.
You sternly pointed at him and declared that you would ride his cock until the early dawn.
Then, you ate a turkey sub, went into his room
She said, I've heard about you, from girls you wouldn't even be interested in. What?
As a plus, I've lost 5 pounds in two days, so "party all weekend" is officially a valid diet plan.
Promise me you will not let me do anything sexual with or to a mini horse no matter how drunk we get. Ever.
Sorry, I was watching the Olympic story about the Canadian guy and drinking out of the prescription bottle and crying because it was so beautiful.
I found a Trump-humping republican virgin born on the goddamn Fourth of July. I NEED to hate-fuck him.
Worst wingman u don't do ANYTHING but laugh at my incompitant shyness
I almost wrecked my car because of a guy in skinny jeans had a boner
Grandpa just whipped it out and started pissing on the way to the game stuck in traffic. I saw EVERYTHING. :(
Randomize
