What was that guy's name that you dated that wore the leotard?
If im going to fail a midterm I might as well be drunk while I do it
i just licked mashed potatoes off my blackberry. i'm not even ashamed to admit that to you.
I've got 15 minutes to eat dinner and drink a 40. Four years of college has all been training for this moment.
Also I smoked away my sore throat last night. It's a 420 miracle.
Oh please tell me that I'm sleeping in your shower and not the neighbor's again
You should know that Team Beyonce's Vagina dominated in pong last night
I have now added draft and wells specials that different bars have to my blackberry calendar.. Help me.
81 degrees in april.... Thinking margaritacicles, you in?
So this bar tattoo not looking that great now
You fell in the corner and refused to get up unless someone helped you. And then you crawled under the pool table and took a nap.
Im showing up stoned and in sweatpants. Because that is where im at in life right now. Sorry not sorry.
Sexting my TA in lecture = awesome
Thanks for ruining my life with your man penis
For someone who claims to be straight, she knows a hell of a lot about bi erasure, and one Hayley Kiyoko song too many
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