Cool, I just put that together. I didn't know if using a tie-died sub machinegun was too crazy
I'm still reeling over the fact that you beat us all at Risk while you were flat on your ass drunk and falling asleep on South America.
yeah, you were trying to hump the doorman.
when did we get a doorman?
we were also in the wrong building...
Lets start the night off early. Those Coronas arent going to throw themselves up.
Night. I'll wake u up at 6 with the unfinnished vodka bottle so be prepared young grasshoper. U have much to learn.
Nothing brings people closer than bonding over tequila shots and running from campus security.
Steaks?
It's Ash Wednesday.
If you really think that not eating meat on a weeknight is going to keep you out of hell, fine. Can I use that chimichurri you made?
you said you couldn't hang because you had to masturbate and feed your lizard
Why is it that the asexual in our group is the one that gets laid the most often??
I either forgot underwear this morning or lost them at work and I seriously don't know which.
They sent him a photo of me smoking a bong whilst wearing the dinosaur head. I think that's the last we hear of his nonsmoking fitness freak ass 🤷🏼♀️
She puked in the bed, peed in the closet, and woke up on a Rubbermaid in the closet under the stair case
Ill try not let guys feel my boobs for free drinks next time, no promises tho. I am my boyfriends worst nightmare.
He lives in a tent in my ex'd backyard. Why the fuck would you want any of that dirty dick?
When I found out he was circumcised I called his mother and thanked her
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