So how gross is it that Woopie Goldberg has a vagina? She's like the exact opposite of a boner....
Yeah, it was all fun and games until I realized that it wasn't my tent, and I had no idea who those people were
Changing from sweatpants to jeans at 3 in the afternoon makes the day seem so much more productive than it actually was.
I gave myself a pep talk in the library bathroom mirror. and then threw up in the sink.
Yeah well margarita Wednesday already came twice this week and it's just now Wednesday
Did I really just find a cheez- it box full of condoms in your room?
Actually some of the best sex I've had involved a lot of laughing.
How small IS your cock?
I don't know how I'm going to know it's her, I only know what she looks like with a wig on
SHE COULD ALREADY BE HERE AND I WOULDN'T EVEN KNOW
No she probably looked into my aura and saw that my penis would ruin her.
Can I get that on a shirt
I had to steal sneakers from my man of the night. I dipped. But then realized I left my purse in his house. So I had to stash the shoes in some bushes and wait for him on the stoop. Then after he watches me leave, I run back and get the shoes cuz I didn't wanna be taking my hour long journey home through London at 3 pm in my six inch wedges and club dress
I have really important information for you regarding the furry convention this weekend
Dude... the time we have in life to be young and trivial is so incredibly short. I think we should drink tonight.
His PENIS is so fucking big that I always use caps, out of respect.
So I have now fucked both my roommates...This is why I can’t live with men.
I may have made out with your roommate and your cousin tonight. In my defense I thought both of them were your cousin.
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