I bet him anal if they won...the one time Detroit decides to win, it had to be this week
i came out of my blackout when my grandma called last night. it kinda sobered me up and i realized who i had been making out with. should i call and thank her for the defensive cockblock?
I wish they had an "I'm Stoned" genre on online Netflix
Blood. All over. Pre coke adventure needs to slow down unless I'm involved
he can show you his cooooock\nshining, shimmering, splendiddddd
I have to date her. We need a place to stay when we go tailgating.
Instead of sending me a picture of his dick, he sent me a drawing of it on drawsomething. This game is getting out of control.
'go have sex with her' ddoes not count as wingman
So Doritos and vodka was obviously not as good an idea as I thought at the time.
I don't care what you say, the fact that he's a drag queen with the same shoe size as me is reason enough to date him
It kind if looked like a strap-on dressed up for Halloween.
You dove at him but passed out mid dive. Shame it wasnt a costume party your superman suit wouldve been clutch in the situation
I just did a bump with my mom so I’d sober up for Black Friday shopping
OMG LOOK AT THAT PIECE OF MAN
I haven’t trained for this.
Fuck twitter. Fuck men. Fuck bras. Fuck flip flops. Fuck makeup. Fuck perfume.
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