Fuck, operation next sex victim is on as soon as i get back. Do not sleep with that red head, nobody likes accidental ginger babies.
i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
They wont let us in. Theyve some sort of no Daft Punk costume rule
you know how you have to have just the right ratio of chips to sandwich? same goes for pubes.
We had sex on a ferris wheel in canada, our relationship will never be the same
He tried to cuddle with me after we hooked up and i just looked at him and said why are you still here?
I borrowed a glass of wine. And the bottle. Your cat said it was ok
People were drinking out of 26ers with straws, and somewhere someone yelled "fill me with dicks!" I'm home.
He just sent me the contact information about getting the Zebra for graduation...
Sorry about coming to the pool in only a thong. I thought you said it was closed. Not that you were teaching a group of kids how to swim.
He's unconstrained by sanity, physics, or his liver.
Pretty much all i've had today is sugar and orgasms
We have sober sex! It's a real relationship.
So I tried to catch a rabbit in Terraria & accidentally blew it up with a grenade made of bees. Monty Python would be proud.
Still had our rainbow strip poker new years tradition. End of night we were only wearing mask.
Did you get the usual surprise pics from the strange straight you like to sprinkle in.
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