worst experience of my life. her nipples were sick. kinda like a venn diagram
Dont judge me. Him and his friends got me drunk for free, the least i could do was suck his dick
Do you think the Slutcracker will use the original score? I'll be so sad if they don't.
Its like a zucchini between his legs. An orgasmic zucchini.
you know who we are? We're the female white stoner version of Kenan and Kel.
She tried to beat the waitress over the head with a bread stick because one of her martini olives was missing a pimento. All while screaming "IT'S GAMEDAY BITCH"
Olive Garden will never be the same.
I AM NOT THE MAN IN THIS RELATIONSHIP.
It's shit like this that makes people think we're gay.
I did however clean up the cupcakes and vomit so I'm not that bad of a roommate
I only want to come over for sex and blueberry pancakes
I'm pretty sure I went in the girls bathroom and vomited everywhere then looked for a urinal for like 20 minutes
Pretty sure I have a sex related back injury. I'm not sure if I should be proud or ashamed.
As a rule...I don't sleep with my friends or watch movies with talking dogs
listen. i haven't sucked a dick in well over three years but i believe in myself.
I HAD SEX WITH COLBY AND HIS FIVE YEAR PLAN IS TO STEAL A REALLY EXPENSIVE PAINTING AND ASKED ME IF ID BE INTO HELPING HIM AND I WOKE UP IN HIS BED TO A WOMANS TUBE TOP NEXT TO ME
It's a draw. You need to settle it in Smash, Soul Calibur, and/or rock-paper-scissors, the last of which Steve claims is bullshit.
Randomize
