Would you object to my putting the bidet video on my Facebook page? It;s awesome.
it was like fucking gandolphs beard
My history teacher just took his shirt off cuz the classroom was to hot. And then he invited us all to join him.
her night didn't end so well, both of her boyfriends got arrested... together.
My friend just ordered a beer and poured it on the floor in celebration of open bar night
Just got back from fathers day breakfast. So hungover i couldn't eat so i just slipped my food in my pockets and threw it out while i puked in the bathroom.
Thank god for makeup because it looks like someone took a shit on my face
We had to leave after he was in the middle of the street yelling "Balls of Steeeeeeeeel!!"
I really hope your new roommate never finds out we had a threesome with a bisexual British guy in his room the night before he moved in.
is it weird to think that girls born in '96 are now legal?
Well we had to pull over on a side street in town so I could throw up while moms were driving by with car loads of kids, I feel like I just performed a lil silent AA film for the childrens
sorry there isn't a 'perfect ass' emoji
I or someone else dumped a lot of glitter into my boobs last night.
Once someone takes a shit in your toilet they are no longer a guest.
I wanted to make my beer stronger so I poured vodka in it. Why god....why
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