i just puked in front of my entire floor a girl on crutches asked iof i needed help hahaaa fuck ima damn fool
SECOND walk of shame from the westside Hilton, SECOND foreign family w kids staring at me in my dress, glitter purse, spiky heels and booze breath. I said I was going to church. More confusion.
I just walked in on my dad looking at porn. is there protocol for this?
it was funny though when you first woke up you pointed at my shoe and said i need my jacket and then put my shoe on your hand
I just five second ruled a donut I dropped at starbucks, everyones staring
New drinking game: take a shot everytime Jay-Z is played during the NFL draft.
Dubbing lion king over planet earth. That stoned.
Hunting for men at chipotle... I feel like I should be more disappointed that this is the way my life is going but I'm really just excited for the potential.
some guy i've known for a week sent me nudes saying "you're welcome" i need an award for this birthday
hey watch out, they threw flour on everyone who passed out at their party last year.
I'm really proud of myself for not blacking out yet this weekend!
It's a Thursday.
My mouth taste like pussy and my dad noticed. Hahahaha
Sangria Flip Cup was probably one of our worse drunken decisions
I grabbed the pretzel bag with my toes last night. I think that day of yoga had paid off.
What's the protocol for doing tequila shots at a baseball game when you're chaperoning for a church group? You know, hypothetically.
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