Far right against the wall..hiding come find me. dont tell oyhers hahaha
please tell me I'm in your upstairs bedroom. Just google mapped myself and I have no idea where I am.
I just won Halloween Walk of Shame Bingo!
so was this before or after i puked down the ice luge?
You got off, kissed my dick and whispered "stay hard" to it, puked and then got right back on top of me like nothing happened...
It's summer and yet I still can't have one library session w/o seeing someone who has had their penis in me.
I gave up my innocence when I let him cum in my spelling bee trophy
He took a shot, then proceeded to puke into the bucket he was iceing his broken foot in
Sometimes you just need a break, and sometimes you also need to get stoned on these breaks. I sound like some kind of fucked up mr rogers when I say shit like that.
I took an adderall. This is weird. My eyes are really wide open and I am really good at staring. I've written on 9 peoples walls and updated my status. I am getting shit DONE!
So somebody asked her is she's okay.She turned around,started running and screamed "Ballet is running through my veins" before doing a small pirouette.It's amazing how she managed not to fall.
I couldn't fall back asleep it was too bright so I just took my sports bra off and put it over my eyes
Out of curiosity, do you feel happiness for you, or sadness for ME, that you are the only one I drunk text?
Fuck off I wasn't that drunk. I was still able to toss froot loops in the air and catch them in my mouth.
And in your bra. It was quite entertaining.
He posted a picture from Senor Frogs. I don't remember where that bikini came from and my sombrero is PERPENDICULAR. Safe to say it was one hell of a day
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