Three words: puerto rican gang bang
Her cum face looks like the large marge scene in pee-wees big adventure
so stoned i ashed in my jack and coke like 4 times. drinking it anyway
You can now add 30,000 feet to the places where I have puked
He asked me If i had cheated on my boyfriend when I said no he said it's like he doesnt know me anymore
Close. The correct answer is shitting in a public toilet. We also would have accepted the pit of despair.
Pretty sure I just heard the turkey yell "don't put me in there" as it was going in the oven. way too high for this holiday.
I gather from Facebook you got drunk last night and took semi naked pictures of yourself?
I flashed the bar tender last night. Apparently I wanted a whiskey to go and that was the golden ticket. This is why I never come home
I'm eating Swedish fish out of my boobs and watching SOA.. There is no way your Tuesday night will be better than mine.
Stop leaving buckets of wine at my house.
A+ Viking dick
I'm storing dick pics, so basically if I'm still single after residency...ur gonna get bombarded. It's gonna be a blizzard of dicks.
Feel free to keep your blizzard of dicks to yourself.
Welp. It's confirmed. There is literally no lube on this entire island. Fuck me. More accurately, don't fuck me.
Dude she is fucking shit up. Her baby would be proud
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