Well douche your snatch and let's go!
Im so hungover
Come over i have rolls
Ecstasy rolls or Challah rolls?
I think id rather eat ped egg shavings.
On a positive note, new entry in my phone as 'HOT ASS, DOWN TO FUCK'. idk if its a boy or girl tho.
Update, its a couple
had to ask my 13 year old sister if she knew any dealers... she did. it's good to be home.
Lowest moment of my life just occurred. I literally threw up all over myself in front of my parents.
I wanna get "leaving my dick in charge" drunk.
New justification for blow: drug week; 'how it's made'
donating our bodies to science does not justify what were doing to them.
My phone autocorrected your name to "grownup." that couldn't be more inaccurate. I'm getting a new phone.
How do I go about messaging a girl on a dating site whose little sister I've had a three some with...?
We should. Taco Bell definitely gives me the shits though.
It's girls night. No shame, just febreeze
We dated for a month and a half. he didn't like blow jobs. I honestly don't think he was human.
You blew him?!?!
*Am blowing
And I keep taking breaks to write you back, please stop replying.
and then you proceeded to throw soup at him for calling you a bitch...a CAN of soup...
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