good luck with ur interview. Just show them your confidence and don't make that sucking snot noise. Really don't. Praying for you, love mom
Theres two guys using a blow up doll to hold their beers while they float around the pool
Im on my way, tell them to get ready for a high-five
Im drunk and they're making me play quiet game. Im scared. Baptists are here
Honestly, I don't care whether it was a guy or a girl. Best blowjob ever.
Please tell me you're throwing the cats into this foot of snow.
Every time I get scared about the fact that I'm falling for him I remember that he juggles and is hung like a mastadon and everything is a-ok.
No. I'm just saying it shows no signs of stopping. My dad was a man-whore well into his 50s.
well in the interest of full disclosure I have been using a used kfc spork as a buttscratcher for a month
I wish you could take over my body and feel what my nipple feels like right now
How about this: I support you through your miserable marriage, and you support me through all my anonymous sex?
So basically I really like drugs AND banging cops and it's starting to get complicated
You're the only person I know who would go to New Jersey to give a blowjob and I have so much respect for you for it
I don't think I can get drunk, high or horny enough to even consider that
Still riding the magical train of drugs so, yeah, Id say I feel great
ok morning sex is a totally valid reason to come in late... ur good, cya in 20
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