id fuck shawn from boy meets world only if we could name the baby topanga.
i am pregamming alone in my car. scale of 1-10 how alcoholic is that
im pretty sure thats an 11
When you gave me the first bj i thought 'yep, this girl is going to do great things with her life'
MTV Made just made me cry. Where have all of my life goals gone?
Power hour was a bad idea. It turned into power 4 hours, then power puke. Then power sleep till 3.
I haven't seen her in ages, how is she?
Well I woke up next to her this morning so I guess I would say she could be doing better
So, we bought a knight today. Nearly life size. Hes in the garage, so don't be startled.
You kept whispering "Party Dave" every time someone would start talking.
I'm going home because your Crackraptor step-brother tried getting his nasty meat hawks in my pants last night.
I don't know if I'm feeling really nervous right now or just extremely horny.
also, am i correct in guessing that advertising the size of my hypothetical penis is a turnoff to him?
I am never drinking with the goths again.
Made it to my hair appointment on time, and got some dick. Today is already a great day
I'm drunk still and I cried and now I'm watching Whitney Houston singing the national anthem and I'm crying more
Found someone cuddling with my Uggs this morning. Guess the hundred pillows laying next to him weren't good enough.
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