I mean i stumbled out of the club yelling at random people" I"M GOING TO TEACH YOUR KIDS SOMEDAY!!"
And thats what homeschooling is for
WISH UPON A TAMPON
They constantly get farther than me.
tampons.
Um, I don't really remember much about the event... and then I woke up on the metro..
I just encountered the most annoying guy on the planet. I wanted to slap his milkshake out of his fat-boy hands while he was talking to me at the same time as slurping his liquid fat.
I love milkshakes.
Not the point.
Driving around Panama at 7 am looking for an open liquor store..
Just had a random flashback of you tickling some guy's nipple with your claw ring, and then him moaning and stripping in the middle of the bar. You give good memories.
This girl just swallowed a pealed banana whole. I'm not worthy.
he asked me to "shake his dick" when he introduced himself, playing naked football with you in our living room. $100 says you two get married one day.
Embrace your curves. Cuz we're too poor for a coke habit.
Her family was right next to mine during christmas eve mass. Between the terrifying glares and her trying to set my sleeve on fire during the candle part I am VERY sure she knows im fucking her ex...
just had to get on my knees to snort an addy off the little sink at the daycare. teacher of the year!
it'll be okay! And just think of this ultrasound as the most action you've had in a month...
We got a noise complaint for vacuuming too much but not for getting really high and yelling about peanut butter
It's been two whole weeks and I haven't missed a single class. I deserve 69 blunts.
I cannot, in good conscience, let you talk to a guy who wears Chaps and a knit beanie
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