you will always have a special place in my vag
it's like i need an invisible sign across my boobs that says "DOESN'T HAVE DADDY ISSUES" that only old men can see
It may be that your sole purpose in life is simply to serve as a warning to others..
I just banged two guys while dressed like an angel. I love this holiday.
How do you say "get out of my apartment" in Spanish. No time to explain, just tell me.
Was that your vagina? Received a text pic from a number I didn't recognize. Shaved, so no hair color cues. But it looked like your lips.
i introduced myself to everyone by my new name, thundergooch. i threatened the neighbors with a hammer when they used my real name. needless to say, sailor jerry was not kind to me.
That's actually a fantastic idea... The kinky sex dungeon will be vastly improved by the addition of a lightsaber
While eating post sex burritos I dripped taco bell sauce on my boob. He licked it off and asked why I hadn't thought of that before.
On Friday, can we drink like its Civil Wars times and the doctor's coming to saw off our gangreen infected legs?
So shaving my butt whilst humming "be prepared" is now in my top five weirdest Friday night activities.
Finding out you're not a mother on Mother's Day >>>
His Australian accent during sex made me think I was in an Outback Steakhouse commercial
Honestly after an incomprehensible political rant yoga seems like the best option at 2 am
It will pretty much be equal to the feeling I had when you let me hold your dick while you were peeing, or when I graduated high school!
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