I see my mary-anne walkin' awa-y-y! Bow Nahw now new, ne ne ne ne ne, ne ne nehw, ne ne new new Nah dan ah bwawn-now, ba bwan'll buh dada bwiddly doo.
That was supposed to be me air guitaring the solo from More than A Feeling
38 yer olds are good kisserssss
don't worry about the poodle she's always like that. she's like 14 years old and ate a bag of weed when she was a puppy.
I'm graduating. Then you'll never see me again.
We better fuck soon then
His dick was as big as my arm. Giving him a handjob was like giving someone an Indian sunburn.
Remember the time we were horrifically hung over, went to mcdonalds, an you merely felt the weight of the mcnuggets box and knew there was an extra?
like it was yesterday
I can't do a walk of shame with a sombrero full of baby chickens
He came in 20 minutes late for his final wearing plastic bags on his feet, and a tablecloth cape. Explain.
we should look into getting a golf cart for the weekend. i have a feeling legs wont be a sufficient source of transportation.
I'M ALSO PLAYING VIDEO GAMES AND THINKING ABOUT ORDERING A PJIZZA. I'M NOT SURE WHAT MY MUSTACHE WANTS.
I was ok with it until you started yelling " just the tip!" I know she's you gf but don't backseat drive the three-way.
Nothin ruins a fine afternoon like shitting ur pants
Try to fuck my roomie AND steal my slippers: you are no longer my favorite cousin.
Got upgraded to First Class and now I’ve got the whole Pacific Ocean to seduce the very hot gentleman sitting next to me!!! Door closing, wish me luck!
The guy i took home was a circus freak. He jerked off 3 times in front me after we had sex. And he came every time.
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