David Carradine died? Should I be thinking about this 10 min before my interview?
Haha just ref him when they ask a questin about kung fu which they will since ur Asian
i wish everyone could be as happy as the people in the laxative commericals
It's a law of Nature, girls naturally hate eachother. It's only when there's no competition for a mate that they can hate each other a little less and then are appropriated into the "BFF" slot.
You drank the expired grape juice because you were convinced it had fermented into wine...you have a problem.
You were passed out on the chair and when I asked you if you were okay you looked up and said "I'm fine, I was just pretending for a picture" then passed out again.
no. it doesnt count as road head if youre parked
for the record, graham crackers won't get the taste of cock out of your mouth. also we're out of graham crackers
Registered sex offender is the model in class today.... There are too many things wrong with him getting naked in front of a lot of college students.
he stopped midthrust to put on his sex playlist and the first song was 'can you feel the love tonight'
where do you find these guys?
Guess which fraternity was just playing car to car frisbee in the McDonald's drive thru! Did you guess mine?
Well, I had a dudes gf walk in on us the next morning but nothing during...She shook my hand after I got dressed and said "nice to meet you with your clothes on" best moment of my life.
Next time she asks for a ride to her "cousins" house and it turns out to be a booty call we're charging her for each mile.
What would you do if your asshole suddenly made the sound of a sheep duck baa/quacking the words kill me
You are so incredibly one of a kind, it's astounding
Just told myself the phrase "You're not THAT single" while dressing myself
Go have a frustration cry and get over it
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