what's Bukake?
a bad idea.
Yes, I fucked her, no she wasn't that loose, yes she caused more drama than a 14 year old girl
I'm sorry for what I said earlier...your vagina wouldn't look funny If you had a kid.
Dude turns out her best friend is lesbian...there is no wingman for this situation
he told me he's been faithful to his girlfriend and is gonna try to stay that way. challenge accepted.
i dont care. it has been a 14 hour day, and we are all celebrating by alternating shots and grilled cheese.
I feel like we had some profound moment last night, but I can't really recall much past your ass turning up the volume on the radio.
Because she seems like the type to give it up for a box of fruit rollups.
My heart feels like a grape in a barrel about to be crushed into wine
Nothing says happy valentines day like waking up to a naked man you hooked up with taking a walk of shame
Actually going to jail after your wedding is NOT part of the plan.
I know they deliver ice cream, but do you think I can ask the delivery guy to watch the rest of the movie with me too?
Just broke into the basement of my house via my american red cross blood donor card. I officially save lives
Do not ever chug tabasco sauce.
um care to explain the stolen chinchila under greg's bed..i'd be fine with it if it wasnt chewing up the stash
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