i've decided that sluttiness is like a disease, it can lay dormant in you for years and then one day you go to college and with all the booze and drugs and boys and time on your hands symptoms begin to show then one day BAM you're a huge slut. it's like how izzie had skin cancer and it grew into brain cancer.
This is the kind of period I feel I should name out of respect to the fact I might have just gotten lucky this time.....
I probably shouldn't have slept with him. I feel like that may have given him the wrong idea.
All I know is for some reason I was sitting naked in the hallway playing an invisible ukulele singing somewhere over the rainbow. I wonder why security came.
i left with the words "thank you for undersanding my sluttiness"
oh and then you called a time out with your penis
I mean... It's a win/win situation. I mentor the kid for an hour and then I get to fuck his mom. I know deep down I'm helping them both
Wait, is this the kid that tried catching a bat in your backyard with a flashlight and a ball of tin foil?
You. Me. A bottle of Vodka. The wilderness.
My stepdad and I just tag-team hit on a server at McDonald's. This is the man I should have grown up with.
Fucked her on the patio while some dude drove by on a mower. He waved. Twice.
I'm pretty sure I went in the girls bathroom and vomited everywhere then looked for a urinal for like 20 minutes
He’s 21. The president of his frat. I’m 28 and have a career!
Do it. It’s a noble position.
I took out a life ins. policy Thursday. It's okay I can die in Nashville now.
I've been in town for almost 36 hrs and I haven't made out with a stranger yet - I consider THAT a record!
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