that speech was about as successful as her performance in twilight
I plan on using my big titties for evil tonight.
we just made rock paper scissors into a drinking game
Ive never seen someone more dtf than a soaking wet drunk girl who stumbles into your backyard.
Then we managed to set a grill and all 24lbs of meat on it on fire. I didn't help because I was filled with alcohol and extra flammable.
well what she called a "work function" most people call "doing shots with your boss while people throw napkins at you."
How do I explain the handcuffs and tanning goggles on our living room floor? There's rope too. The cats love the rope.
i went to the 24h massage place last night and brought down the price for a hand job from $50 to $12.75 and half the big mac left in my bag.
I ate her out in the bathroom and she did my makeup. Man i love being a lesbian
Sex was great. Left his house while he was asleep but on the plus side I was able to get gas station food.
I gargles a mimosa for breakfast. It's gonna be a killer Monday.
Why did the sexual harassment class show a clip from frozen?
The fact that I made out with a twenty one year old father is kind of worrying me now. Like. This is exactly what I wasn't supposed to do in life.
I want to find him again. His Corona tank top and I were made for each other.
The expiration date on my 40 is the same day as my 21st birthday
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