what do you have against ST
DO NOT ABBREVIATE LIKE YOU AND STAR TREK ARE FRIENDS.
Is it a little weird that I have a ridiculous urge to have sex while the theme song to the Pirates of the Carrbibbean blares in the background?
he was lying next to me and i saw him text "score" to someone.
were talking about masturbation in my pysc class. He says it's healthy. I'm gonna live forever
Now that I'm 21, I feel like I'm letting North Dakota down by not being drunk everyday
She was so drunk yelling at me in my driveway to fuck her. It was the ghetto version of Romeo and Juliet.
It's okay, I climbed on the roof of the bar to get my shoe back. This may become a Saturday tradition. I'll keep you updated
Just lifeguarded a kid's party hungover so I could afford to go out drinking tonight. Circle of life shit goin on here.
Dude, for your own safety, do not bring that chick home. I'm pretty sure you're going to find a marsupial pouch smuggling a fresh batch of herpes under that hoodie. Bail bail bail bail bail.
I was fucking trucked by the swat team last night on State Street after UK won. But I got a picture with the guy afterwards so I forgive him
I really think that guy just walks around with tennis balls in his pocket. No dick is that big
Hey, i turned the toilet into a water fountain. Drink up.
Jesus these cramps...it's like every potential fetus I swallowed last night is personally punching me in the uterus
His penis contains the glue that keeps this relationship together.
I bought Plan B for the first time and an interview outfit today. You could say my life is improving.
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