Just had a stripper snatch my glasses off my face with her ass
I need a pic of your cock for our cock collage
all i wanted was to be slutty. now i'm meeting him for drinks tomorrow because he woke up before i had a chance to sneak out and was too polite to say no
Just met another girl you fucked but this time in seattle. Your cock gets almost as much mileage as jet blue. Anaheim and seattle both say hi, figured you don't remember their names.
I'm confused are we getting high or did someone actually die?
Legitimate concern. Who am I going to have birthday sex with?
Her dad high fived me on the way out the door. Not the reaction i expected after she came so loud.
Is this the guy that did shots off my ass at the beach? Haha
Me and Jason had to grab your legs and arms and drag you in the house. You kept screaming "leave me for dead"
Do not try to steal a picnic table from a park, all you will end up with are sore arms and broken dreams.
Well I'm back. Could you fill me in on what I missed?
You don't want to know. Trust me.
Can we be gay Bert and Ernie for Halloween?
Ex-boyfriend shit on a ping pong table at a party last night. Taking "party pooper" to a whole new level.
There was puke outside of my classroom and lecture was half empty. Damn thirsty thursday is intense
I want to meet people. Preferably ones with penises
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