They keep asking what you are doing. I told them to quit calling her "what."
Of course im so fucked up sarah. I fight away tornadoes.
dont worry your back hair reminds me of angel wings
Court Ordered Rehab!!! Do you think I'll need a swimsuit?
he actually used the line "do you have a map, because i'm lost in your eyes" and i was to drunk to care
I woke up with spaghetti in my mouth
i totally fed the cab driver fruit salad with my hands while he was driving
Someone played tic tac toe on my abs?
four loko is officially banned. leave it to the kids from a state school to fuck it up for everyone
it is entirely possible that the police will be knocking on the door in 25 minutes
I poured myself a glass of chocolate chips at some point during the evening.
You know me. im down for anything that could harm my well being. lets dress like dolphins so everyone will see what dicks they are.
He rode a broom down the stairs while we were mattress surfing. Naked. Buck ass naked. WTF
There is naked swordfighting and something green and alcoholic going on in the basement. COME. OVER. NOW.
Wellp yesterday was spent absurdly hungover and today was spent in planned parenthood so I hope that's not an indication of the year to come
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