If i come over, it means nothing
Just role played anchorman. And yes, I did take her to pleasure town.
boy from dating site added me on facebook. i don't know if i'm ready for him to see what a drunk i am.
Gravity stopped and i'm discussing Greek philosophy with two guys I don't know. There's someone asleep on me. We need to use their dealer.
you'll be horrified to know he's visiting next weekend
You two are a rollercoaster of sex and silence.
I had him autograph the condom wrapper.
Just had a heart to heart with my John Belushi poster.
Dude, jerking off when you're all hopped up on pre workout energy supplements has got to be the greatest thing I've ever done.
Just casually ripping a bowl in the chicken coop, with the chickens. NBD
Admittedly shitfaced... I have two questions. 1)why is the fan in my bathroom on? (Sub-text: is there a ghost?). 2) is your underwear really argyle?
I don't trust myself to shower and not drown.
... and smoked a joint with my new landlord. I'm starting to like Germany.
Well yeah. Plus. My dick looks awful. So I would need to do some extreme makeover dick edition before even starting something so ridiculous.
Idk I've taught my 18 month old how to say nipple so kids aren't all bad
He smells like sex and magic. I’m already naming our children
Maybe you should talk to him first
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