it was nice. we just kind of hung out. she didnt even mention the farting incident.
Judging by what's in the bathroom right now, I see you graced us with your presence last night.
The calves of my jeans are covered in jello shots from Sunday, how desperate do I have to be before I start licking them?
I don't think it's considwred fine dining when you're passing out at golden palace in chinatown at 4 am with you boss who happens to be wearing a dress.
Well when you get back to your computer, there's a nice explanation of pansexuality on your Skype.
You are like the only girl I know who tells their booty call to go find another girl just cause you want more sleep.
K, im gonna wait to get my dick pierced so we can do it as a family function.
I feel like weed makes my smarter. I'm watching the stocks and the way I understand if, do not invest in Yahoo right now because they are not fit for that.
I'm just opting for alcohol abuse, ramen and cuddling with my dog for now.
I'm gone to the point of literally hugging trees, partially for support, but also because I like them.
How about we just have a naked taco night instead?
I've never had sex with me but I assume there are worse ways to be woken up.
I will be the DD but everyone has to call me Mistress
Also, next time I go get a wax, I'm gonna ask the girl about the innie to outie ratio she sees on the daily.
Just because my bed is easier to get to doesn't mean it's okay to fuck in.
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