If I was on drugs, this would be amazing
I am not a stalker...i just bring a whole new meaning to the word love
There's a high school volleyball camp on campus this summer. I'm definitely going to jail.
i love being in ibiza. their hotels are much more receptive to walking around naked in the lobby than our american ones.
Within 5 minutes of max walking in his pants were off and he was wearing my snow goggles as underwear.
Does the phrase 'traumatizing near-threesome' mean anything to you.
Hhahaha he is. Omg the new polish friend just took his pants off in front of me. There is something wrong with this nationality.
I woke up to find his roommate face down on the couch with no pants on, with a sticky note that said "was lost but now am found"
It makes no sense at first, you go with it, it's fun and entertaining and then a disaster
For the first time in my life, I may be the most normal person in the room.
Update: I am definitely the most normal person in this room. And the least tattooed.
It's the eve of Christ's birthday and I'm sending pictures of my tits
It's the third day of class and I got told I smell like a distillery.
He said that he had extra crunchy taquitos and wanted to go down on me.. I mean how could I say no?
Your face; I've seen enough of it for today. Go away now please.
Question: how does one descretely ask the ice cream truck driver thats out at 10:00pm if he sells weed?
Randomize
