haha i took a picture of myself naked on her camera
She didnt have a camera...
people will do anything to get on MTV. like get pregnant.
Small penises have feelings too.
She told me to wait on the sofa while she freshened up. She's been in the bathroom for an hour. I have a bad feeling about this.
Confirmed. Vegetarians give terrible head.
I went around and congratulated every guy that had a beard for having one
Goddamn tequila
High Amy loves you. Sober Amy is unsure, but she's not here so fuck that bitch.
Taking my underwear off at work was one of my better decisions this weekend
My entire grocery store purchase consisted of Little Debbie snacks and Budweiser
We're listening to drake in the middle of the woods and smoking two joints at once...my life is complete.
Update: He still has devil magic genitals.
just had an acid flashback in my therapist's office. i am a walking stereotype
So what your saying is you dont remember trying to hit a golf ball off my chest with a 9 iron?
I know you won't see this for awhile, but I had to tell somebody, and you're like the only person who won't judge me for having an accidental erotic encounter with General Tso's chicken.
She was shaving her legs in the neighbors pool when we found her.
Where'd she get the razor?
Not the point.
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