Picture Ja Rule and 50 Cent having a sexy full grown love child son...He's on my bus right now, wearing an outside jacket with no shirt underneath. My fashion sense and libido are fighting it out.I'll keep you posted on who wins.
stayed up to watch the sunrise..saw an albino taking shots on the quad..it's like there's a whole new world of people out there just waiting to meet us
Last night you were talking while puking saying, "ahh the shoes and the purse, I'm gonna have to wash those"
If for any reason you were wondering if i was going to vomit at the airport today, the answer is yes.
once you have herpes you dont really care what goes in your mouth anymore.
The twins are whispering in turkish together. I think I did something bad last night.
I caught him trying to shit in her bed. I asked him why he was doing it and he said "because it's wrong."
walk of shame to my ortho appointment. kids are staring. this little girl just asked her mom if she can havr glitter in her hair too.
This should be a warning to men everywhere: do not send pictures of your erect penis to women you hardly know - they will add cats and send them to all of their friends.
Dude, you left ME alone in your house. With your fully-stocked wine cellar. Why would you do that to yourself?
You insisted on going outside so you could "breathe real air".
Just ate a chocolate chip cookie upside down. This is what having a degree does for you.
Of course I'm going to see her again. She had waterproof handcuffs in her shower.
He serenaded me say anything-style with Weird Al songs and then blew me on the beach. I'd say he's a keeper.
I just opened a beer with a child's toy at a 5 year olds birthday....can you look up the next AA meeting?!!
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