Bea Arthur died yesterday
You shut your stupid mouth
Betty White is next, I just know it.
Betty White will never die! She's like Dick Clark. Rue McCalahan is next.
don't go home with that guy from jersey
i know, not worth the blood test
Just saw truck nuts on a handicap conversion van
Packing for the trip... do they take Visa in South Dakota?
Who would have guessed that on my moms birthday she'd have sex with the door open. :(
I know it was you that I fucked last night... I can smell my disappointment all over the sheets
in a thick russian accent she said "im not so good with english, much better with dick"
I've decided I'm gonna attack people with the toilet plunger.
Ice that vagina down, get some coffee, and try not to walk with a limp. It's time to dominate, pull it together
She told me she's dating him because his apartment is a block from Taco Bell. I don't know how she's not fat.
I just traded 5 cigarettes for a sandwich on they greyhound.You owe me 5 cigarettes. I told you I would get hungry.
Let's have sex in an apple orchard
If muffins & morning blowjobs don't make him happy, frankly, I don't think anything will.
I think you might be the first man ever to describe getting a blowjob as "neat"
I think a major source of concern would be the fact you snorted a shot. Who does that?
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