I don't think your that much of a whore. your like a whore-let. a mini whore.
u know ur in oregon when the cop tells u to keep the beer cans he made u pour out so u can recycle them
We didn't go..parents came home with patron wanting to play drinking games --we asked no questions
I seriously just caught my 15 year old little sister with a positive pregnancy test coming out of the bathroom. Honest to God.
I have a coat hanger and a baseball bat. Her choice.
the taxi driver actually pulled over to let us moon a house full of people
My neighbor just watched me eat a granola bar without pants, this is a whole new level of unemployed
Even her dad came up for the body shots. Wasn't sure what to do so I just laid there and let it happen...
you're expensive. Idk about all this. What happened to free make outs?
Sobriety and mild self-respect
We were just at different life stages. He wanted to get married and have kids, I wanted to take MDMA and fuck my roommate.
Saw you fall down on Jefferson and a cop drove by and shook his head. How you didnt get arrested after the party you went to on saturday is beyond me.
Yea I've gotten enough hickeys in my life to know what I'd look like with a neck tattoo. I think I'm getting a neck tattoo.
So that 100 days of sobriety thing I told you about last week? Lasted all of 4 days. Fuck it, life's too short
So your brother is gay after all... Just caught him making out with my brother... Apparently he's gay too
So I'm just casually at the grocery store when I remember that there's still a clove of garlic in my vagina
And he's in a frat. Everyone in a frat is gay. It's science.
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