is it bad if I use the term bowl as a measurement of time, as in how long it takes to smoke a bowl?
it's one of those mornings where you are proud of yourself just for waking up.
i feel like im playing gay clue. i have to figure out where i am, who took me home, and what he put in me
i got excepted to unl lol
You mean "accepted".
I have only been in this city 3 nights and there are already 4 bars I can never go back to again.
Brought a cooler and a case to a parade. I'm getting dirty looks since it's 10:30. Telling people it's for the troops.
You're going to have to buy me a lot of drinks before the bee suit goes on...
this is getting really bad. i thought the chandelier in the dining room was one of those claws from the claw games in an arcade and i spent the past five minutes jumping left to right so the claw wouldn't grab me
Im going to hell in a hand basket. With a ribbon tied to my head. I'll be like a puppy for the devil.
I tried to take home a cat on broadway last night. I named him Pinocchio and put my purse down on the sidewalk and tried to put it inside it
Ive done some fucked up shit, but last night was the first I have Poured milk on anothers mans face in the shower.
I was supremely disappointed in the lack of dick and doughnuts in my life last week.
Is it bad form to puke out of a dorm window to avoid looking bad in front of the people in your room?
How about from a sixth floor window?
I BLEED THE BLOOD OF MY ANCESTORS WHO FOUGHT SO BRAVELY FOR MY FREEDOM
cool u want pads or tampons
tampons please
I don't wanna SLEEP with him, I want to start bar fights with him. There's a difference.
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