Don't be scared. It'll feel very good. And you'll be clean afterwards. I'm growling right now.
sorry probably not gonna make it :( kinda tied up right now
sad face, r u gay?... wait like really tied up?
:)
He made me cum so much, I almost let him spend the night. The operative word being "almost".
you are the best fuck buddy i could have, all the others get feelings and morals involved
I have to have sex with him again. I feel like I need to train him so no other girl experiences that bad of sex.
buying new sheets for when my mom visits. I can't in good conscious let her use the ones from last night
Nothing is better than seeing someone you fucked go to the Olympics. I feel so American.
The sad thing was my husband told her its ok to make out with me. Bar Tuesdays will live on regardless.
She insisted on cleaning her room in the dark. 5 minutes in, she forgot what she was doing and started putting shirts on instead of hanging them up.
While you wait, fill out your state patrol application. Not trying to be your mom, I just really want to fuck a cop.
after giving head I just always feel like I need like. ice cream. as both a means of getting the lingering sperm out of my mouth, and a congratulations.
Would it be totally inappropriate to have his frat and our sorority Teebowing our exit from the abortion clinic?
There's no time frame.
For drinking wine out of the bottle and taking nyquil at 9 AM? There probably should be.
ive started thanking my toys after masturbating. might be time to get some fuck boys
just found a joint on the street in downtown. smoked it with the hot guy from my chem class
WHAT IS UP WITH YOU SMOKING/ DRINKING THINGS OFF THE GROUND?
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