Ok let's jusst not talk today bc then we'll just do dangerous things but I'll say hello
if you google earth my address you can see me getting out of my car. finally my moment of being famous
I just saw at least a dozen senior citizens on roller blades. way to drunk for this.
I just bought $54 in Easter crap to try and blend in the pregnancy test... And FYI, it totally worked.
A reason for us to be drunk all week National Singles Week
I call BS on that! THAT WAS TOTALLY AN INTERCEPTION. JENNINGS HAD THAT.
PEOPLE ARE FLIPPING FURNITURE HERE. IN THE ROOM ABOVE ME. I HEARD SOMEONE WOOKIE CALL IN ANGER FROM SOMEWHERE IN THIS BUILDING.
I'd be lying if I said I wasn't scared, even a little.
She sucks enough dick that I could make her mouth a legitimate Yelp location.
I just pictured ballsacks being shoveled into the furnace of the Titanic.
So Doritos and vodka was obviously not as good an idea as I thought at the time.
And thanks to you I'm pretty sure I'm banned from every qdoba in south carolina. And cab company
I told my mom I'm great in bed. That is quality mother daughter bonding.
I'm making mistakes. Coming up with girl now
I hate me. That girl was hiiiiideous.
It will pretty much be equal to the feeling I had when you let me hold your dick while you were peeing, or when I graduated high school!
I just spent 100$ at a sex shop to make myself feel better. And I signed you up to win 200$ so if you win, it's mine. And yes I'm serious.
What the hell do you do when your fuck buddy leaves to go for a piss naked and 20 minutes later hasn't come back and can't be found anywhere in the house or outside but has left his phone, tee shirt and shoes in your bedroom.
I don't think there is a pre defined social etiquette for a lost naked fuck buddy now roaming the streets.
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