It smelt so bad when i tried biting off her underwear that i didn't want to touch with my mouth
I admire the strength of friendship we have that allows for sharing husbands.
Is there some kind of disinfectant spray people use? Why would anyone want to eat ass??
what do people who dont have blackberrys do while they poop?
I thought it couldn't get worse until she said "Nipple hair"
Saw an eatery called Rusty Taco. That sooo could be me.
At least drunk you showered before switching sex partners last night.
I was the last girl at the bar last night. It was like a battle royale between 10 guys.
don't let me wipe my vag with a dirty leaf outside of mcdonalds ever again.
Her face just looks like a massive mistake. That's the only legitimate description I can say about it
I feel like it should at least be like a "hey look I'm actually fine that I drunkenly gave you my virginity!" friend request.
Dick very happy bro
I've been trying to masturbate for the longest time now and so far I've accomplished getting tangled in my computer battery cord and phone charger and hitting my knee on my laptop.
We lost. I'mma go home and drink more and do a face mask and wonder why it is that god put me on this Earth to suffer
...hi
YOU SHOULD BE ASHAMED OF YOURSELF
Ok cool I was afraid you'd never speak to me again. I can work with this.
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