I can't believe you blew on her face.
I feel that every long term relationship needs at least one big,load delivered straight between the eyes.
I feel dirty and I went home alone. Bars should be like airlines and make fat girls pay double for everything.
My entire childhood was an ugly sweater party
I can see why you broke up with her now... it was like having sex with a corpse.
She cut off the top of a watermelon and is now eating it with a spoon. She's more than half done.
The last time you said "no one will know" is when you ran out of sprite at your birthday party and dumped a handle of straight up vodka into the jungle juice.
For the amount of money I just spent on my dogs toe, I could have fucked the entire B squad at a low end strip club.
I broke down outside of an all boys correctional facility
well if that's not a gay porn waiting to happen, i dont know what is...
The bartender charged us for drinks. Life is different.
Between the puerto rican elf, the fat marine, the deaf guy and the ex coke head I've got a good preview if the men in this city...
There will always be a place in my black heart for him because he gave me my first sex-induced orgasm. While you slept on the bunk above.
She jumped on a table and took off her shirt and started yelling things that no one understood. For being 3, she has a dead on impression of a drunk party girl.
That was the night you tried to convince me you threw up your sould because your throwup was black
He was awful. Hubby's was apparently epic. I suck at swinging.
Can we be gay Bert and Ernie for Halloween?
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