who let me buy 6 packs of big league chew? and eat them all? thats not cool
You act like I was drinking alone...I had the entire Verizon network with me
why do cheetos always look like penises
i hate this class. from the way they're all staring you would think they've never seen a girl in basketball shorts, heels and sunglasses.
you know it's bad when you need sunglasses to open the refrigerator
Why do they give me cups on $8 pitcher night? I HAVE A PITCHER.
I wish they'd wear their tampons on the outside. At least gimme some warning
Why are you surprised? I've only ever liked older guys since I was a 3 yr old crushing on her pediatrician.
Long story short he broke into a preschool and threw all their cones into a tree.
My gut feeling that we had reached a new level of intimacy last night was confirmed early this morning when you sleep farted on penis.
Well, at some point in her life every girl has to decide how much weird she's willing to tolerate for hot tall banker cock
I think I pulled a muscle in my tongue.
sorry? thank you? I love you?
So this is my life now? Laying in bed texting about Hulk penis?
I was just told I’m pretty enough to be a catfish. This made me so happy...
So how often do you needs to see my tits today then?
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