I DON'T KNOW WHERE WE ARE WE ARE TOO FUCKING ELEVATED.
Me either! Fuck yeah, 12th and something. 12th and hamburger stand.
what, no i told him that it wasnt nessesary to put all 5 fingers in my vagina
Just took a celebratory "i havent slept with anyone in this bar" shot. yesssss....
Still drunk just puked in the meat cooler tried to clean it up with ham. Its not working
ARE YOU GOING TO SACRIFICE YOUR LIFE FOR MCDONALDS HASHRBOWNS
You were wearing a cookie monster onesie and telling everyone you were actually the sausage monster..
On the bright side I still got laid
In 2009 his now husband dressed in a sailor onesie and heels for pride so he needs to REMEMBER how to party
You were so stoked after landing that flip that you dropped acid with three random guys without hesitation
extra points if i make kids and or the elderly cry
He fucked me in one of the back rooms at the club then gave me an altoid. I have mixed feelings about it still.
I remember yelling at him telling him that the strippers were "nice people."
Don’t fucking talk to that dude from monday!! Ethical consumption dude, don’t fuck shitty guys
Unless you count my weekly workout where I drink wine, listen to obscure/cheesy records, and pretend I'm a ballerina...no. I don't exercise.
My mother just set me up with the son of the man I fucked last weekend. I could crawl under a rock and die OR I could remember the rules of genetics and hope that JR takes after daddy. Wish me luck...
i out mim tonsoeep
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