remind me tomorrow that nothing happen between me and the guy who's shirt i'm wearing
everytime i eat a fruit i feel like i'm eating ovaries
we put the last xanax in the middle and played hungry hungry hippos to see whod get it
fair is fair
double majoring has taught me only that psych majors are sluttier than govt majors
On an unrelated note: I'm also a big advocate of the "never waste a boner" theory.
I started making breakfast to subdue the hangover and last of the shrooms and only got as far as eating a half frozen pierogi out of a dixie cup.
only clue right now is the orange grease all on my clothes. debit card denied so I know something weird went down..
She's pathetic and vulnerable..and short. Thats his type.
I dont know what we smoked last night but I woke up and found out I started writing a book called White Trash Princess. Its the best thing Ive ever read
this temple that is my body is starting to crumble and turn into ruins
I met his parents. We played twister. My boob popped out.
Hold me and let me compliment your butt
It's hard to talk dirty with a mouth full of peanut butter
If dispatch calls for us tell them I'm having a significant emotional event in the restroom
all I know is that I was naked, and there were cheeto puffs everywhere...
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