Saw some pubes in our toilet, hope the new look works out tonight.
First, he can't make me cum.. And now, he can't get it up because he LOVES me?!!??! i don't think so.
Don't go all Obama on me. George Bush this decision and just do it. Thinking's for the morning after
am i the only one who has tried sucking their own cock????
She has more profile pics than tagged pics. narcissism at its best.
it was really awkward..i thought he had two dicks, but later realized it was jsut his roommate
I need to start giving them away because owning 20 dildos is never going to get me a boyfriend.
When the cops come you probably shouldn't be poking cars with a stick.
I fingered her though her window because she couldn't leave
I just had really awesome sex bent over the side of an air hockey table. That is all. Happy thanksgiving.
If I end up in a healthy relationship because of this, I will NEVER forgive you!!!
I hate that I will forever be known as the girl who puked on the front lawn. That only happened once.
I just left a 3 minute voicemail to the guy I want to fuck baby talking my cats and I don't know if I can delete it 😐
Was last night real life? Like did you really light your hair on fire
You went on the date? His pickup line was I swear I'm not a serial killer and you went on the date???
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