can you come get me and bring me shorts and a shirt
maybe shoes and water too
oh and maybe a noose to hang myself
Just checked, might have creepy crawlies. What does chlamydia feel like? Not near wireless to consult webMD.
Omg I'm so stupid. All the peoples fb status that said "spain" I thought they were all going to spain.......
Are you in a cab?
I'm close- can you order me a bowl of vodka?
Do you think that my Facebook profile picture kinda look like im being raped by a 10 foot polar bear ?
I was about to smoke a bunch of weed and lay naked while I cried all day
Ong my arms are moving wo my consent
we've had our differences but let's set them aside, go home and fuck
So I did end up texting him last night... I asked him how he felt about haircuts... not sure where I was going with that one?
Well for starters, her tits were hairy.
Also we saw a clown getting arrested. Rochester is weird.
Dude it was bad... like you fell asleep around the toilet after drinking from the back tank bad.
He literally said I should watch game of thrones while I was blowing him like is this the conversation you want to be having right now
She just kept roaring and saying Katy Perry had nothing on her. Wtf did she take?
I've been getting a lot of emails from patron lately for being a great customer. Is that awesome, or should I start thinking about seeking help?
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