Also do the "tongue the pee-hole" thing.
Tell mom and/or dad that I am going to be home late. I am really blazed. Don't tell them that part, though.
I was watching truelife I'm transgendered. This tranny already got a date a week after getting a vagina. I've had a vagina my entire life and can't get a date.
I wish i could tell a story about guys I know without the phrase "and then I blew him." coming up.
I'm at the cafe. It's 7am. There is a girl I don't know on my futon who tried to tickle me this morning when I got down from my loft. I also not wearing any underwear.
That's why you NEVER put anything a stripper gave you in your mouth
Our whole friendship has just been time foreshadowing my dick in your mouth.
Rain ponchos don't count as shirts at the bar. FYI.
Why on earth is he slamming his body into the wall again?
We had 15 min before last call. Exact quote "let's see how drunk we can get."
Our DD has become famous. Strippers are asking to be handcuffed to him.
My friend had to carry her up the steps on his shoulder, and then she got up, found an ironing board and set it up in my friend's room just in case he needed to iron things.
So the bar crawl I'm on is a "90s bar crawl" and I made the joke about a few overweight girls that "lack of concern for your weight is so 90s" it did not end well
No, not if I told them not to. they listen to me. I have a vagina.
poll: am I friendzoned if he just called me brochacha? on one hand, he called me bro, but on the other, he used the a to make it feminine.
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