If I was doing exactly what I wanted right now I would be getting fucked on a jet ski while listening to "When Love Takes Over" by Kelly Rowland while eating french fries.
Just saw the pics you left in my phone. thanks for reminding me that last night was not a dream.
Dude. My sister is off limits. Touch her again and I'll rip off your dick and force feed it to you.
I accept this challenge.
wait a second. did i just remember you the other night referring to your tits as tia and tamara.....
In all fairness I didnt see your dick because it was already in her
When i say that im working late and also have a paper to write before 9am tomorrow all i want u to respond is saying that ur gunna come over and sexually distract me from my responsibilities. Not a fucking frowny face.
Sorry. Im on my way.
It's like I just got slapped in the face with the cock of nostalgia.
I just remember being happy that I got that toilet fixed so I had somewhere close to throw up
Adults smoke weed in footie pajamas man. You just gotta accept me for who I am.
I saw this news story about two naked Satanists being arrested so I thought I should ask if you need bail money or pants
But what if there are 6 people and they end up just pairing the off into 3 couples. Is it still an orgy?
I get so sad when I watch him slowly destroy his life with whiskey and cocaine. Then he bites my neck and I just want to fuck him. I can't help it.
When you're as high as I am right now brushing your teeth is both magical and fucking terrifying
I mean, he’s listed as “Andrew DC Threesome” in my phone. THATS HOW I REMEMBER HIM! How is that not the start of a fairytale?
When I found out he was circumcised I called his mother and thanked her
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