I don't think brook has ever known best
okay serious question, the water is shut off in your house, do you attempt and use the clean toilet water for your new bong?
this dieting is killing me...just started drooling watching a dog food commercial
who knew getting puke in ur hair could make it look so cute and curly. minus the crusty puke part
his internet history is a lot of porn, how to make a hovercraft and side-effects of jacking off too much
they hired a photographer to take a family portrait for grandmas bday gift. we just hired a male stripper. we are def the better grandkids.
It's almost summer. We need to start reconnecting with our home drug dealers.
I think it's safe to say me, swords and vodka can never be aloud in the same room again.
It's official. I am the girl who threw up in the library. Hangovers and midterms do not mix.
We're not on Beacon Street anymore so now your argument about not peeing on the sidewalk holds no water. Whereas my bladder has holded every water.
he literally referred to his penis as the alaskan bull worm from spongebob. when can we get married
Definitely! I will do that this week. Right now, watching drag queens play with my dad's beard.
You were so drunk you told some dude your life story in one short sentence... and kissed his fiancé. You're invited to the wedding.
I just found a piece of dried shredded carrot on my bed
We were talking about kinky shit, and I suggested a hand job in church.
How'd that go over?
Praise the lord and pass the lotion.
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