haha i think we're both just down to be fuck buddies..but i do have a hickey and a bit of a big lip and fucking burns on my knees..note to self hooking up on a golf course is NOT that exciting
She has her iPod in her ears slippers and sweats on and is walking around the house up and down the stairs getting "exercise" she just stopped for a water break
i decided what we are doing for your 21st b-day: camelbacks filled with margaritas
She just had to change the song on the radio cause I was tap dancing on her windshield
I'm not really sure what went on in my mouth last night but right now it tastes like what I can only imagine is a mixture of astroglide and peanut butter. You hungry?
I didn't ask to see his penis, it was an ambush. Impressive though
I took "we live within stumbling distance of the bar" as an invitation and challenge
Fell asleep in the library, woke up because I almost let out a sleep fart. That was close.
I wore a bird inflatable and still got laid. So there's that.
I'll come hang out with you guys later, but right now my parents aren't home and I have to take full advantage of being able to watch porn on full blast.
I need a good cry or an orgasm and neither of them are gonna happen to me and i'm so frustrated
Question. There's no better feeling than clean shaven balls. Do girls get that too?
i took a magical journey through the park for about two hours. it was amazing and everything was fantastical. i have been informed someone babysat me through that shit.
the fact that I can still put my shoes on is a testament to the fact that I can outdrink these bros
sorry about your sharpie. alex wanted to shave the left side of his body so he had me draw a line over him with a ruler
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