found a dugout with weed in it in dad's car. decided to top up the weed compartment with salvia. for fun.
i love my job...i have craft hour at my desk w twizzlers
can u grab me a application
I'm pretty sure if an eight year old calls you a whore.. it's true. just saying.
At what point did we agree that playing bocchi ball on the way to the liquor store was a good idea?
I thought he was kidding when he said pretend to be a dunkin donut delivery women. This is the last time I ever role play.
whoa! who said he's my boyfriend?
Oops. Sorry. That guy you keep accidentally running into in public. And at home. And with your vagina.
Today marks the 365th consecutive day of jerkin it. I couldn't have done it without you guys. #onlynewyearsresolutionaccomplished
We've cranked the heat for blizzard versions of all of our strip games. Come over.
Bitch guess who just got a fucking taser
The whole time we were hanging out my vagina was yelling at me like its a real live penis that wants to have sex with us what are you doing
Never go with a hippy to a second location. I fucking hate Xanax.
Oh it's tea and biscuits for everyone. An possibly pink eye
Pretty sure the guy at the Halloween party dressed as an ice cream man is working his way through the building without a care for gender or age. He high-fives me on his way out each morning.
Hey do you care to explain why there are 3 empty pickle jars next to me when I woke up or do I even wanna know?
my mom tells me this morning that i was blasting teach me how to dougie at 2 am last night and refused to leave her room until she dougied with me
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