you kept lying down on the floor at the bar just to prove you could get back up
Just puked on the beach. Hungover. In front of my parents. I love summer.
May or may not have found my way onto a stripper bus. To Chicago.
No, we have matured. We've stopped having sex in front if his room mate.
Wait wait wait. I remember riding in her car to the next bar. On your lap. With my head on the dashboard. That probably should have been my cut off point.
I tried to tell him I love him but it came out something like "We're both fucked up and it works."
He almost got to me tonight but then I was like fuck it I'm going to dance with a teli-tubby on the bar so fuck you
My new dealer was watching Space Jam and eating ham off a frisbee when I went over. He's my new favorite person
make that a herd of moose. they will be my moose minions
I think its awesome that i just got you to cheer for sex
Well sex is awesome. Sex deserves cheers.
I'm so pissed theres no male strip clubs around where we are staying I looked extensively
Morning! Im using your rent money to snort percocet.
I am watching xfiles and eating microwaved cookiedough, and I see nothing wrong with it.
Some people are good at football, some people are good at painting, and he's good at being a fuckboy. Everyone has their talents.
I'm not drunk or hungover and I don't have to work. My body is sooo confused!
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