Soo i just shotgunned a water balloon...
every time i send "do you want some cock" to her T9 manages to change it to "anal"...i think she's mad now
I'm sorry for the crack den comment. You have a lovely apartment.
Ugh, here's a dating tip. Hairy legs are a major turn off
Just ran into that chick u called from my phone and left her a MSG bout how she has aids
Ahaha, good shit
i have to go- we're throwing the dummy from the balcony again
You were almost as fucked up as I was the night I hooked up with a bob saget look alike...
Itd be like fucking a waterbed thats been locked in a barn for two years.
Where in the FUCK do you get your analogies
They sleep with other people as long as there is no oral. Logic and reason were thrown out the window a long time ago with them.
You were literally hanging out the window and dancing to the remix to Ignition when we drove you home
She's relieving herself in the laundry room. I'm really hoping there's a toilet in there...
Nothing can teach you regret more efficiently than a wine hangover.
what the hell makes you think you get to decide what your going to wear at our weding!?
Safe to say we should stock up on nipple bandaids ladies
Honestly, I am sitting in my room watching Ciara videos and thinking I am super jealous of how she rides it.
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