my math teacher staples burger king applications to failed tests
I can die happy now, I have been kicked out of strip clubs on six different continents
He thanked me for being "his little blond pogo stick last night". Good thing?
Only you can can turn Jenga into a drinking and then a sex game.
The cab driver thought we were passed out so he called a sexline...
How do I tell my child he was conceived on a barstool in South Alabama?
Friend date it is then. Question: Can friends engage in sexual activities after dates?
Bunch of Navy warships just sailed into New York Harbor for Fleet Week. Nobodys getting laid this weekend.
He wheeled me around walmart in a cart, and stole at least 30 dollars of junior mints fpr me. Best date ever.
Its like her house is inhabited by 50 year old lesbian water color artists with a throw pillow fetish
Settled one third of the tab. Am going back for sex. Love you, make friends
I told my coworker that I'm going to a dinner party and was asked to bring wine and pregnancy tests and he was like.. I miss being 20
somehow a ride to walgreens turned into a threesome.
What kind of friend would I be if I didn't make you hate things you once loved?
would it be okay if I showed up at your house naked? and is your door unlocked?
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